Roadmap

Launch website

Collect some Cynicism

Elect best Cynicism

Add ads to make some cents

Merchandising

Step 1

Launch website

Step 2

Collect some Cynicism

Step 3

Elect best Cynicism

Step 4

Add ads to make some cents

Step 5

Merchandising

We are somewhere between "Launch" and "Selling Out".

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